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(Source: staypozitive, via l0venr0ses)

Lol, bitch… You don’t deserve anything.
You lie about cutting yourself and being in the hospital and everything.

Seriously, just go fuck yourself.

Okay, bye. :3 

May 30. 0 Notes.

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80 years from now;

  • Me: //falls//
  • Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
  • Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
  • Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
  • Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
  • Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
  • Me: YOLO

Lol. Of course.
- Start “talking” to a girl.
- Start actually liking her.
- Said girl ignores you.
- Go to her Facebook and see she’s in a relationship with someone.

Ha, fuck you bitch. -.-
Seriously, if you didn’t want me then all you had to do was say so.

I hate girls.

May 29. 0 Notes.

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